stage 1: 270209 1715 slept too late last night (this morning) so i decided to take a nap after setting my alarm clock. about 20 minutes before the alarm was suppose to ring, i heard a dragon dragging his prey (probably a bird of some sort) into my room. to shocked by the screeching sound of the resisting prey clawing helplessly against the back of my desk, i lay paralyzed wondering whether this was all a dream. of course, being optimistic as i always am, i convinced myself to return to my sweet slumber with the reason that the sound might be coming from the pipes outside. perhaps some poor bird fell in to the gutter or sth.
10 minutes later, 1725. the thumping sound was too loud to be ignored this time. i woke up dazed, afraid and helpless while trying to locate the source of the clawing. even though it has subsided, it was definitely in the room. perhaps the dragon has started feasting on the poor bird. but no. it was actually trying to break free from the cellotape that i had in place. the thumping sound was actually the sound of struggle.
and now. i'm too tired to go on with my story telling. thinking it would just die on the masking tape - we left a post it so that i will not have to look at it.
stage 2: 270209 1830 the big boss manage to escape. three girls and two baygon cans finally trapped the dragon in the pool of oil. finally it was slayed by a chivalrous passerby but the room was filled with poisonous fumes. need to evacuate every one from this four wall dungeon.
stage 3: 270209 2131 returned to the dungeon and right at the door, waiting... is the offspring of the dragon we slayed. i think its trying to return home to the mother which we had killed. as most of the entry points has been shattered, desperate it ran to the only creak in the dungeon - near the the table and as i was too tired to react anymore.
stage 4: 270209 2245 the dragon-ling appeared once more. now the dragons had finally pushed my patience off the cliff. war has been declared, the dungeon is in a state of emergency. due to the lack of experience this young-un, it was easy to eliminate: with simple witchcraft - broom. i was kind enough not to kill it, instead it was chased out of the room.
stage 5: 280209 1824 once again tired and soaked, i returned to seek shelter in this four wall dungeon. instead of that offspring from the previous day. i see the husband, with his tail erected. he is back with fiery vengeance in search of his beloved dragon which we slayed the previous day.
gathered all my courage and stripped my bed bare. thanks to the new and improved nozzled baygon i manage to strike accurately injuring the irritating dragon on my first attack. it has lost its grip and fell to the ground. while struggling to escape it crept to the one place that was safe, the cellotape hideout. thinking that it would rest and not seek revenge anymore, i tried to do some other things to make my day a little more fruitful.
stage 6 (final battle??) 280209 2124 it was a mistake to let my guard down. while eating my dinner. though it was still weak in its grip and thus wobblily treading this battle ground, it manage to appear right at my feet. disgusted, afraid and annoyed i jumped onto the safest place there is - the chair. can see that this dragon is like the one we slayed last night. its not too big physically but its fighting spirit is strong. from the upright tail - it is determined to not leave without some bloodshed. but i am too tired to react anymore. smart enough - it is hiding under my bed again. i cleared everything on it. pulled the bed out as well. but i'm admitting defeat. i think i will fall asleep on my chair today. sigh.
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left this to the last. cause i think there are people who might be annoyed hahaha. but i dont care. but i will compromise. super lame but hilarious. they are irresistible i tell you. thank goodness for this momentary distraction.
